My mates send me pictures every single night on the Whatsapp group taking the mick out of me. It's banter, it is… — Phil Jones Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We haven't been on the same page in years. It is what it is. Sometimes that match burns out. So, no, I… — GZA Copy Share Image
I'm still the same person that you met in the past, Thinking about life and how it past by so fast, The… — Byron Williams 559 Copy Share Image
I hate when someone asks can I borrow some cash, Don't you mean have? cause I'll have to ask for my money… — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Accept the universe As the gods gave it to you. If the gods wanted to give you something else They’d have done… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
There are only a few things that truly belong to me: Who I am, who I was, and who I want to… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another… — Arcine Arciniegas Copy Share Image
Behind every woman there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is tough to stay single in this world where everybody expects you to be with somebody. What they fail to realize… — Superman Copy Share Image
Some guys need to man up n stop playin games n jus be real or get thee f*ck on with their pathetic… — Melissa V Copy Share Image
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It's amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman. — Wendy Copy Share Image
Jared Cannonier, you knocked some brain cells out of me. Solid guy. Thought I won on the scorecards but it is what… — Sean Strickland Copy Share Image
We need to realize that the economic situation between Mexico and the United States is not just one in which we trade… — Alan Bersin Copy Share Image
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
