Some friends are just school friends and it would be weird to hang out with them anywhere else besides school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I love flowers for being flowers, directly. And I love trees for being trees without my thought.” — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
That fail moment when you press the wrong numbers on the vending machine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have problem with me? Deal with it, because the problem is yours, not mine, and Im not going to change for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl has that one guy that she keeps going back to heartbreak after heartbreak an no one knows why she cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships go from I love you to I hate you, from calling each other Babe to Bitch, from You mean the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Others might create more problems in your life than you'd like, but that's how it goes sometimes. Let others do their thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never run across anybody who suggested that women need to be reprogrammed. I don't think I've even come across anybody who… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Even so, I’m somebody. I’m the Discoverer of Nature. I’m the Argonaut of true sensations. I bring a new Universe to the… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
Put some head phones on, jamm to that one song that can relates to us, & just let the world roll because… — Claudia Molinar Copy Share Image
Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is born with a sense of curiosity, some with an overload of curiosity than others... Remember that one time in the… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
“Praise be to God I’m not good, And have the natural egotism of flowers And rivers following their bed Preoccupied without knowing… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're walking, then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower till you're just standing there texting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you don't give someone a reason to dislike you; they just do it out of purely insecurities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, the weather is just the weather and doesn't have to mean anything more than that.” — Kara Timmins Copy Share Image
Dont lie in my face & tell me you 'love me', when your actions are showing something completly diffrent. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your legs go numb and try to get up ,but you end up falling on the ground... — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
''There Is Something inside you it's hard to explain there talking about you girl but your still the same.'' — Kavinsky Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People spend more time analyzing and judging people as opposed to meeting the person and seeing what they're like. — Isaiah Harden (Me Copy Share Image
People often try to disguise televisions. I always think that makes it worse. It is what it is! — L'Wren Scott Copy Share Image
One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive one. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see it, its leaving, when you need it, its gone, when you have no use for it at all, its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men do actually thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image