Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some friends are just school friends and it would be weird to hang out with them anywhere else besides school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I love flowers for being flowers, directly. And I love trees for being trees without my thought.” — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
That fail moment when you press the wrong numbers on the vending machine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have problem with me? Deal with it, because the problem is yours, not mine, and Im not going to change for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s an already inside outside, The philosophers say it’s the soul But it’s not the soul: it’s the animal or the man… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best revenge you can have is simply moving on and getting over your troubles. Don't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing… — Brittany Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me stuck up, call me mean, call me whatever you want, but at the end of the day what you say… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; A fake person will make a mistake and act like it never happened. A real person will make a mistake, admit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't remember anything from the Bills. It was rough there, but it is what it is. Now I'm here in the… — Tarvaris Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm not a player, I'm an alien. I wasn't actually there. I was in another galaxy with my galactic friends. My focus… — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
“On the whole it is certainly not necessary. Nothing can better defend us than nature itself, which has let certain flowers and… — Jacob Grimm Copy Share Image
You just have those days. You just allow yourself to have those days. I think everybody has bad days. So because of… — Donald Faison Copy Share Image
The importance of first-week sales has kind of diminished, in our opinion, in the industry, and we don't really know what it… — Johnny Christ Copy Share Image
Some guys need to man up n stop playin games n jus be real or get thee f*ck on with their pathetic… — Melissa V Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
