Sitting in church makes you no more of a Christian than sitting in a garage makes you a car...but it's good to… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you see a 10 year old with a better phone than you... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how busy a persons day might be. If they really care, they'll always find time for you. — Zhat*gornez Copy Share Image
It's not necessarily what a family is typically supposed to look like. But it is what it is. It's about a connection… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
The best qualities we have are the ones we never see. And the worst qualities we have are the ones we always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You believe him when he say these 3 words.."I LOVE YOU" after every time you catch him cheating! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your going to take… — Brittany Marcum Copy Share Image
If being a 'bitch' is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that's what I'll have to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The importance of first-week sales has kind of diminished, in our opinion, in the industry, and we don't really know what it… — Johnny Christ Copy Share Image
I dropped out of college, started playing music. I was going to do what I was going to do and it is… — Chuck Mosley Copy Share Image
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never waste your words on those people in your life who only deserve your silence. — Brittany Copy Share Image
Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't remember anything from the Bills. It was rough there, but it is what it is. Now I'm here in the… — Tarvaris Jackson Copy Share Image
If you're gay, you're gay. It's my Dennis Miller theory of homosexuality shot through the movie "Boy and the Dolphin." If you're… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
People often try to disguise televisions. I always think that makes it worse. It is what it is! — L'Wren Scott Copy Share Image
“The man stopped talking and was looking at the sunset. But what does someone who hates and loves want with a sunset?” — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
