The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“Fathers are ironic, they want democracy in their country but dictatorship in their home.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Since you're so quick with the texts, you could have provided me with a little help when I was negotiating the price… — Sara Desai Copy Share Image
“We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The phrase, ‘dollars to donuts’ came suddenly to mind. Because of the last several decades of hyperinflation, the phrase has been replaced… — Daniel Thorman Copy Share Image
I recognized it immediately the first time it happened - the cackle of the crone. It is the sound of a woman… — Toni Bentley Copy Share Image
Step by step, you make your way forward. That’s why practices such as daily writing exercises or keeping a daily blog can… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
“We will all be destroyed whether we like it or not. I say let's like it.” — DBC Pierre Copy Share Image
“I still couldn't imagine that she was really, truly pregnant; maybe this was an hysterical pregnancy. But Sarah was never hysterical. Enthusiastic,… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
“Commercial comedy's often set up to feature an ironist making devastating sport of someone who's naive or sentimental or pretentious or pompous.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
There is too much emphasis on technical perfection nowadays, and not enough on what music is actually about - irony, joy, human… — Mstislav Rostropovich Copy Share Image
We always wish for something better, but never realize that we might already have the best. — Tim Walters Copy Share Image
Even the notion that, you know,[Bill] Clinton was the black president strikes me as the greatest irony of all times. — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
Critics who perceive the first level of Mann's irony recognize that the second voice is giving us reasons to be dubious about… — Philip Kitcher Copy Share Image
Shut the door, they're coming through the window, shut the window, they're coming through the door," are the words to an old… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I have never regretted my silence. As for my speech, I have regretted it over and over again. — Umar Copy Share Image
“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing… — Susan Ward Copy Share Image
Even though I want to expand the number of ways in which skilful ironic play happens, I suspect I'm probably guilty of… — Philip Kitcher Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs, but can't answer 10 questions of your test... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best antidote I know for worry is work. The best cure for weariness is the challenge of helping someone who is… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
“Most people willingly deceive themselves with a doubly false faith; they believe in eternal memory (of men, things, deeds, peoples) and in… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
One of the persistent ironies of reform is the impossibility of predicting the full consequences of change. — Diane Ravitch Copy Share Image