“As if the right hand knew what the right hand was doing.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love is like freefalling; everything goes smoothly until he is not there to catch you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for ends up being the person behind the gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how I never pictured us together but now your the one I can't picture myself without. — Selena Moreno Copy Share Image
Bourgeois values aren't just for white people. The irony is: Bourgeois values can help minorities get ahead. — Amy Wax Copy Share Image
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Laziness is a disease created by humans but ironically it comes in a beautiful, addictive form that prisons you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing you happy is enough for me than seeing you lonely living in misery.. Damn it kills me.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with honorable mentions: they let everyone know you applied and didn't win. — Nancy Mairs Copy Share Image
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I'd ping pong between AC/DC and Barry Manilow without any sense of irony. — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
“The irony of American history is the tendency of good white Americanas to presume racial innocence. Ignorance of how we are shaped… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
In any case, I would never make a film that was only one thing. Even if it's my warmest, most romantic film,… — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
If you have a sense of irony or humour, you're usually cut down, as you're usually distorted or misinterpreted. So it does… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
Some people say that parents don't matter, and that's not true at all. The irony is that we pay attention to all… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
“The irony of Christianity is that believers get so angry, and self righteous toward other Christians who sin differently than they do.… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The… — Harvey Penick Copy Share Image
The great irony was that, while I was being portrayed as a monster, I was in Khatmandu with my children, doing soup… — Genesis P-Orridge Copy Share Image
One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
“This is a bitter irony. That a faith based on staggering mysteries –the Trinity, the Incarnation, the Cross and Resurrection, the imparting… — Mark Buchanan Copy Share Image
I think in a way the great irony or paradox about America is that it makes it so hard for the sensitive… — Hubert Selby, Jr Copy Share Image
“And the man clad in black and silver with a silver rose upon him? He would like to think that he has… — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
In anthropology, which historically exists to 'give voice' to others, there is no greater taboo than self-revelation. The impetus of our discipline,… — Ruth Behar Copy Share Image
“He himself, Anthony went on to think, he himself had chosen to regard the whole process as either pointless or a practical… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
One can never be too rich or too thin' is an aphorism attributed to the Duchess of Windsor. Being both rich and… — Margaret Visser Copy Share Image
People think the Beatles know what's going on. We don't. We're just doing it. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“As a rule, I believe people shouldn't follow rules; rules should follow people.” — Eric Micha'el Leventhal Copy Share Image
Life's so weird, sometimes you fall in love with the person you least expected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
