Glossy, efficient prose, garnished with a pinch of irony and a dab of melodrama. — Michiko Kakutani Copy Share Image
That moment when you know you're almost there but too bad you have to let go.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
People wait all week for Friday, all year for Summer, and all life for Happiness... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Human nature is pretty shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hoes are getting wifed up. Good girls are single. The good die young, and the ungrateful have everything... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, you're the one who strikes it lucky. Sometimes, it's the other poor bastard who's left with the short straw, and you… — M.L. Stedman Copy Share Image
“And there is irony in learning that you can’t trust someone you love because it makes you stop trusting yourself.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the end, the Labour party could cease to represent labour. Stranger historic ironies have happened than that. — Enoch Powell Copy Share Image
“As usual I was working the graveyard shift—an irony I reveled in—at an emergency call center. What other shift would a vampire… — Patois Copy Share Image
“The pages of history are red with the blood of illuminated "saints" who were murdered by their religions for actually achieving the… — Christopher S. Hyatt Copy Share Image
I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“There is at least one advantage to being an Indonesian citizen: With this country's expanse of land and even greater expanse of… — Pramoedya Ananta Toer Copy Share Image
“There are few things more mysterious than endings. I mean, for example, when did the Greek gods end, exactly? Was there a… — Salley Vickers Copy Share Image
“One is taught to refrain from irony, because mankind does tend to take it literally. In the hearing of the gods, who… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
“He gave me a warm smile, and I blinked, realizing he was cute. I'd never really had the luxury of noticing cuteness… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
“You know,' she begins, 'you fellas ought to be looking after each other.' Her comment makes me realise that through the lies,… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
With ferocity and extraordinary craft, Lizzie Harris has made a book of poems that resonates far beyond the personal stories it tells.… — Meghan O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Acting is such a desperately futile profession anyway. Playing out the lives of other men. Knowing of their failures and successes long… — Morris Panych Copy Share Image
“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“He assumed a manner that could be called circular irony. Everything he said, he said in quotes, with an artificial, exaggerated emphasis,… — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
How could I resist? Look, I love that record and have nothing but great, great memories of my time with BLACK SABBATH… — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
Everyone asks about gold. This is the irony: just as Jim Grant tells us (correctly) that we all have faith-based paper currencies… — Jeremy Grantham Copy Share Image
“You know what's kind of funny? Well, not funny, but ironic, maybe? She's been here nine months now, and it takes nine… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
Apart from the pleasure of looking at her and listening to her-of enjoying in her what others less discriminatingly but as liberally… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
“Love, your own witch-daughter, Queen of the Mirror and the Highest Protector of Irony” — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
“Of all America’s natural resources, its richest is an inexhaustible vein of irony.” — Markham Shaw Pyle Copy Share Image
Many people die at twenty five and arent buried until they are seventy five. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The problem with love is, that you can love anyone you want, but so can he — Anonymous Copy Share Image
