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“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.”

— Heather McVea

“My first few weeks as a vampire had been inordinately busy. Like The Young and the Restless, but with slightly dead people.”

— Chloe Neill

“I was a vampire, and... someone was trying to call me? When my parents had said that not even death could pry me from…

— Helen Keeble

“Your new boss’s a vampire, and if you don’t learn to handle him, you’ll wake up dead. And I hope it’s in Hell because…

— Jayde Scott

“I was amused to note that even vampires obeyed the unwritten rules of elevator etiquette.”

— Jim C. Hines

“No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“Let's face it. My career is now professional vampire.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things…

— Sara Wolf

“You do the damnedest things in order to rile yourself up. Most people settle for doing it in an elevator, but not you. No,…

— Kim Harrison

“Emily Post mincing through the graveyard. Etiquette for Young Vampires.”

— Richard Matheson

“You wouldn’t have anything to eat back there, would you? Vampire maintenance is fucking hungry work.”

— Isabelle Rowan

“So it was, your majesty, that I forever relinquished my sewing, and became a lovely peril, a flashing desolation, and an evil which smites…

— James Branch Cabell