Actually Quote by Timothy Noah

“Call one number 2121212 to access a central delivery number accross all of Metro Manila.”

— twoanyone

“It was 1993. I had a midsize company car, a legal pad, some manila folders, and a calling card for pay phones. No Internet,…

— Mike Weinberg

“The telephone company is urging people not to use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary, in order to keep the lines open for…

— Steven D. Price

Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

— Jon Jones

The Filipino is worth dying for.

— Benigno Aquino, Jr

Manila is like a small New York. Nothing works, and everybody's out to get the better of you.

— Brigitte Nielsen

It can't be dead. It was alive just a minute ago.

— Sharon Creech

The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works.

— Jeff Bezos

If someone doesn't respond to a phone call, I think they've died.

— Charlie Brooker

We are reaching out to customers with affected phones and will provide them with a replacement phone.

— Teresa Brewer

No one hangs up the phone until the customer buys or dies.

— Jordan Belfort

Oh no. I got a customer service person from another country.

— Jon Jones