I saw that my life was a vast glimmering empty page and I could do anything I wanted — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s; we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Irony deepens a person, helps them mature. It is the entrance to salvation on a higher plane, to a place where you… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I regard everything with irony, including the face I see in the mirror when I wake up in the morning. — Sam Peckinpah Copy Share Image
“There’s irony in a beautiful curl slowly turning into a tangled mess, beyond resurrection, in a matter of minutes.” — Shelley Taylor Copy Share Image
The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing… — Susan Ward Copy Share Image
We ignore those who wants us, love those who hurt us and hurt those who love us. Well, thats life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, those people we think are acting stupid are also wondering why we're also being stupid. Sometimes Life's the irony of our… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
You regularly texts your friends they don't reply you,but if you text from a new number everyone will reply that Who are… — Aditya Shah Copy Share Image
My first black-on-black picture was 'The Portrait of an Artist as a Shadow of His Former Self.' I started using it as… — Kerry James Marshall Copy Share Image
I think that true love, fairy tales, the positive messages of positive stories - I don't think those ever die. Sometimes we… — Jon M. Chu Copy Share Image
One of the peculiar ironies of being a human self in the Cosmos: A stranger approaching you in the street will in… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
“Those darling byegone times, Mr Carker,' said Cleopatra, 'with their delicious fortresses, and their dear old dungeons, and their delightful places of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The irony is that while God doesn't need us but still wants us, we desperately need God but don't really want Him… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
All of Vegas is false. There's a false Paris, a false Venice, a false Baghdad - in fact, all of the early… — Robert Lepage Copy Share Image
The mystery of life--its inexplicability, beauty, cruelty, tenderness, folly . . . has occupied the greater part of my waking thoughts; and… — Theodore Dreiser Copy Share Image
“I no longer follow the voices of the sane. I follow the ill because they see farther, feel much more and change… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“We ought to also note the irony and incongruence of the Church utilizing the very place where God became violently offended by… — Bradley Jersak Copy Share Image
Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be 'so bad they were good'. They were not made… — John Waters Copy Share Image
The judges who awarded the 1980 Commonwealth Poetry Prize to my first collection of poems, Crossing the Peninsula and Other Poems, cited… — Shirley Geok-lin Lim Copy Share Image
“Indeed it may be said with some confidence that the average man never really thinks from end to end of his life.… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“if you didn’t take picture from museum, and Sascha didn’t steal it back, and I didn’t think of claiming reward—well, wouldn’t all… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“She'd been a good nurse, and now she'd never be a nurse again. She was bitter about it and had turned herself… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“That was the irony: Her mother loved things so much that she had nothing. Erika” — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“Her beauty was a weapon. A loaded gun, with the barrel pointed at her own head.” — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You humans, you know, whoever built you sewed irony into your sinews. — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Love is a uninvited visitor. It never tells when it's coming and when it's leaving. — Hammody Ali Copy Share Image