There is only one heaven, one earth and one queen (me) Queen Elizabeth is an impostor. — Dinah Washington Copy Share Image
“For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.” — Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly Copy Share Image
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
We get our heart broken by people we love, even that we give them all we have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Limit your words in insulting others, because sometimes the words you are using to insult them is the best word to describe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Douglas [Adams] is writing with an eye to irony for adults at the same time as entertaining children. — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion in this world is that people are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Civilizations die from philosophical calm, irony, and a sense of fair play quite as surely as they die of debauchery. — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
It is one of the ironies of history that reformers so often misjudge the consequences of their reforms. — John W. Gardner Copy Share Image
A vast percentage of the human race is literally not wired neurologically to get irony. Well more than half of humanity takes… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Life's so ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ISIS stands for Islamic State In Syria. It's an acronym. ISIS is also the name of a bad ass Egyptian goddess. So… — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
We all want to be special, to stand out; there's nothing wrong with this. The irony is that every human being is… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
By some estimates, 80% of rap music is bought by white youth. And this makes for another irony. The blooming of white… — Shelby Steele Copy Share Image
It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I think that televisions are unnecessarily complex. The irony is that as the pictures get better and the choice of content gets… — John Sculley Copy Share Image
The beauty and mystery of this world only emerges through affection, attention, interest and compassion . . . open your eyes wide… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
Many people think making a film about history... about war... about the Holocaust, it might be heavy, dramatic and traumatic. I don't… — Arnon Goldfinger Copy Share Image
“Everybody granted that if "Tom" were white and free it would be unquestionably right to punish him--it would be no loss to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I had some people who disagreed with me here or there - but nothing as strong as I've received, you know, coming… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“O young girl, throw yourself again into the water so that I might have a second time the chance to save the… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Regret and pangs of conscience are feelings we assign to others to make the world seem a little more fair, to even… — Samuel Park Copy Share Image
The power paradox is that we gain power by advancing the welfare of other people and yet when we feel powerful, it… — Dacher Keltner Copy Share Image
It is in the irony of things that the theatre should be the most dangerous place for the actor. But, then, after… — Minnie Maddern Fiske Copy Share Image
You see a lot of interesting visual irony on movie sets all the time, you know duality, set illusions, the reality, all… — Michael C. McMillen Copy Share Image
To explore the unknown and the familiar, distant and near and to record in detail with the eyes of a child, any… — Dan Eldon Copy Share Image
“Emerson abandoned irony for blunt and passionate speech. 'This war has been a monumental blunder from the start! Britain is not solely… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
Irony: Don't let yourself be controlled by it, especially during uncreative moments. — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
Love is like free falling; everything goes smoothly until he is not there to catch you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Experiences that banish irony are much better for living than for writing. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
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