“She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts. — Cam Gigandet Copy Share Image
You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you. — John Green Copy Share Image
“This guy was making me tired. “Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment,” I said. “I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the… — John Swartzwelder Copy Share Image
“How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all. — YuGant Copy Share Image
I just don't believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things. — Sydney Schanberg Copy Share Image
“The group of people that are insulting the society with ungodliness are those that are out rightly known with ungodliness and those… — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
“How is someone so smart so stupid? You can’t make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the… — Jason Brant Copy Share Image
We respect women and don't insult them by saying all they care about is reproductive rights. All issues are women's issues. — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
I’d rather be a straight ‘self-proclaimed homosexual’ than a racist, ignorant, hate-filled bigot in Rise Up Australia any day. This party wants… — Adam Bandt Copy Share Image
You English are like mad bulls... you see red everywhere! What on earth has come over you, to heap on us such… — Wilhelm II Copy Share Image
“You need to have your lunch before going out to report on this ashghal,” she said, referring to Ahmadinejad. Ashghal, the Persian… — Maziar Bahari Copy Share Image
We are searching for the same thing,” Stripey said. “How do you know?” Janco asked. “I read his mind.” The Sitian pointed… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“... do you truly expect that the two of us are going to share a bed tonight- and tomorrow night- as chastely… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Coach," Annabeth said, "it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep." "Besides," Percy said, "you're starting to sound like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Perpetual aiming at wit is a very bad part of conversation. It is done to support a character: it generally fails; it… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Scott Waldron.' 'What?' Robbie's lip curled in a glimace of disgust. 'The jockstrap? Why, does he need you to teach him how… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
If there are words and wrongs like knives, whose deep inflicted lacerations never heal - cutting injuries and insults of serrated and… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
“It is possible to insult Americans?” “They are automatically insulted and enraged,” said the young composer. “They form splenetic organizations by the… — Walter Van Tilburg Clark Copy Share Image
“If you brought me out driving just so you could insult me-" "Oh, not just to insult you.” — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
Don't ever try to insult your ex infront of your present cos ua insulting urself... — Thomas Kamki Copy Share Image
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
If you really have integrity, there are very few people who can insult you, or honor you. — Bill Russell Copy Share Image
There was one thing Bridget like about guys. They took insults well. — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better insult than that.” — Sylvie Stewart Copy Share Image
