Money Quote by Jason Brant

“A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can’t fake what she is doing.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Even smart people spend their money on stupid stuff.”

— Steve Repak

“You may not be the smartest, richest or best looking person but you're probably not the dumbest, ugliest or poorest either.”

— Rob Liano

“Money makes people stupid. They don't have to work as hard as people who don't have money. That's why the smart people who do…

— Charlie Huston

“I may not be the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick the smartest people to do business with and size…

— Ziad K. Abdelnour

“That's what hookers get... ...”

— Deyth Banger

“How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?”

— George Watsky

“I am smart, because I know how stupid I am.”

— Lance Esquillo

“Ah, this is like all bankers are thieves, all lawyers are liars, and all women are whores.’ ‘I’d rather be a whore than a…

— Georgia Le Carre

“Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!”

— Jasleen Kaur Gumber

“How clever of you, sir, to be rich rather than smart.”

— Charles Morey