Quote by Sylvie Stewart

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital letters and they are shouting at me. I’m not anorexic…

— Jarod Kintz

“Would it insult you if I used your alphabet? I don't think I could start from scratch.”

— Clay Susan Griffith

“He’s so stupid. Honestly, when he makes alphabet soup it spells out D-U-M-B.”

— Jack Gantos

“Well, Dr. Einstein, what's for supper tonight? Alphabet soup?”

— Vin Packer

“I eat words for breakfast, almost savagely. Webster and Dictionary are mad at me.”

— Delano Johnson

“I like soup, do you like soup?”

— Brunonia Barry

“Can you use this for soup?”

— Brendon Small

“Perhaps I had to change my idea of what an insult sounds like.”

— Gabourey Sidibe

“Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Eat less crap.”

— Ruth Field

“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.”

— Suzanne Collins

Alphabet soup is just soup when you can't read

— Nikhil Saluja