Quote by Jack Gantos Download Open image ““He’s so stupid. Honestly, when he makes alphabet soup it spells out D-U-M-B.”” — Jack Gantos ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital letters and they are shouting at me. I’m not anorexic… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better insult than that.” — Sylvie Stewart Copy Share Image
“... instead of spelling stories you spread silence, which was outside the alphabet.” — Lauren Slater Copy Share Image
“Would it insult you if I used your alphabet? I don't think I could start from scratch.” — Clay Susan Griffith Copy Share Image
“Yeah. I'm the fly in the soup. I don't like it any better than you do. Flies don't like being swamped in soup, especially… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“And L-M-N-O-P is not one letter, but five. It took me forever to figure that out.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“It could be spelled a-b-c-d and it wouldn't help me. I have no idea what that is.” — Heather Burch Copy Share Image
“They have a quick verbal exchange but only get to cover the alphabet from A to F, outdoing each other with the most choice… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
It wasn't that I hated being asked a bunch of questions. I had nothing against questions. I just didn't like listening to them, because… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“School was finally out and I was standing on a picnic table in our backyard getting ready for a great summer vacation when my… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
Don't ever go to war. Even if you win, the battle is never over inside you. — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
Don't ever forget your history," she sang, "or any wicked soul can lie to you and get away with it. — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“My youthful dream of becoming a writer has been realized. I am so pleased I did not let my young self down.” — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“Money is just a way of measuring work, but you don’t need money if everyone agrees that trading one kind of work for another… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
You know, Joey, the medication has helped settle you down, but you have been a good kid all along. You are naturally good. I… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“Not romantic," she disagreed. "To me it would be romantic if Antony properly fell on his sword and kicked the bucket and Cleopatra escaped… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
When Patti Fox broke up with me, I typed her name over a thousand times on my manual Olivetti until the entire page was… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“chair wouldn’t rock. So I heaved myself from side to side. It still didn’t move. I gripped the arms and jerked myself around and… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“Granny was right,' I said. 'When you forgive someone it does make you stronger. It makes your heart bigger than your hate.” — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
