If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you. — The Forgotten Copy Share Image
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly Copy Share Image
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true. — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Never spit in front of women and children, and never insult the great state of Texas. — Henry Garza Copy Share Image
Argument cannot be answered with insults. Kindness is strength; anger blows out the lamp of the mind. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Turks have a dismissive phrase: he works like a clerk. I have turned this insult around: I am proud to say that… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
Social media has become a high school playground where the challenge is what idiot can come up with the best insult, and… — David Draiman Copy Share Image
The worst insult you can give a professional athlete is to call them soft. And the stereotype out there is that gay… — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
As long as any pro wrestling we see on the TV screen doesn't insult my intelligence and can continually use common sense,… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
The declaration that our People are hostile to a government made by themselves, for themselves, and conducted by themselves, is an insult. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lifted the lid and found a piece of bread and some water—and a rat that quickly darted off the tray. Talk… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult.… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I have become an adjective. There is something called a Rovian-style of campaigning and it's meant as an insult. One columnist said… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
“He was the worst kind of confident. Not only was he shamelessly aware of his appeal, he was so used to women… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Mahavira, the Jain patriarch, surpassed the morality of the Bible with a single sentence: Do not injure, abuse, oppress, enslave, insult, torment,… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
“I was wrong to insult you, and not only because you are my hosts. I am afraid that I mistook kindness for… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
When we were only acquaintances, you let me be myself, but now you're always protecting me... I won't be protected. I will… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
I'm not making fun of it because I want to make fun of it. I'm making fun of it so I feel… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a hard time accepting/believing complements but believe every insult. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A garbled quotation is equivalent to a betrayal, an insult, a prejudice. — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
Why do you have to be that way, you seemed normal until I got to know you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice... — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
India is still flinching from a cultural insult, still looking for its identity. — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
“He said the threshold of insult is in direct relation to intelligence and security.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
