Husband Quotes · Page 36

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

— Frank Carson

A bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings.

— Lee Dong-wook

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

Every roof is agreeable to the eye, until it is lifted; then we find tragedy and moaning women, and hard-eyed husbands.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband and I, we are not Democrat or Republican first. We are Americans first.

— Amy McGrath

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

— Earl Wilson

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any…

— Germaine Greer

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

— Josh Billings

Even though I don't write about things that come from my life because I'm lucky, and I live in a great place…

— Jodi Picoult

You have a choice in life. Would you rather be lonely or miserable? I would rather be lonely. A lot of people…

— Robert Kiyosaki

When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the…

— Michelle Obama

My worst mistake has been not grasping that time goes by. It was going by and there I was, set in the…

— Simone de Beauvoir

... it is clear that any sexual relationship other than that between a legally wedded heterosexual husband and wife is sinful. The…

— Victor L. Brown

I've certainly learned a great deal from my husband, though, and could never have written a book like Liquor without him and…

— Poppy Z. Brite

That's your friend. My husband is my best friend. He's not the mirror that holds up my flaws. He's just the guy…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Obviously, my daughter keeps me motivated, but I've got a really great support system. Having my husband and my mother and my…

— Jamie Lynn Spears

Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear. Just as vulgarity is simply the conduct of…

— Oscar Wilde

“Are you ready to go home, Catherine?” he asked. “It’s warm inside the house. I kept a fire going for you.” I…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand…

— Christopher Moore

Even if I had expected it, even if I had known what I was going to do with my life, it would…

— Amy Tan

I'm an ambassador for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and one of the children, his wish was to go to the Emmys, so he's…

— Christina Hendricks

Let that get you up in the morning and put the light in your eyes. I'm telling you, it makes you a…

— Al Jarreau

My husband, Andrius, says that evil will rule until good men or women choose to act. I believe him. This testimony was…

— Ruta Sepetys

“I'm your husband...” “No. You are not my husband,” she interrupted in a voice thickened with hatred and tears. “You have never…

— Natasha Anders

Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship.

— Catherine Zeta-Jones

Women don't like violence, But when their husbands desert them, that is different.

— Euripides

I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.

— Denise Richards

Then Lady Chiltern argued the matter on views directly opposite to those which she had put forward when discussing the matter with…

— Anthony Trollope

I have learned one thing: the only thing you can change about your husband is the way he dresses.

— Margaret Trudeau

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

I love having my husband at home. Especially when I have to leave the country so he can take care of our…

— Cobie Smulders

Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe.

— Thomas Heywood

I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel…

— Robert Johnson

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

— Laura Schlessinger

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone…

— John Fugelsang

I never want my kids to feel like I'm just some housewife who was just kicking it with my husband, because that's…

— Tamar Braxton

My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else!

— Kelly Wearstler

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back…

— Dorothy Parker

My husband has spent more time with our children than I have. I don't think they're better or worse off.

— Anne-Marie Slaughter

I met my husband before I became a star, and he doesn't care about any of it.

— Dolly Parton