Bragging Quote by Dorothy Parker

[When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion.

— Hermione Gingold

He that lives not well one yeare, sorrowes seven after. [He that lives not well one year sorrows seven years after.]

— George Herbert

[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.

— Erma Bombeck

“With enough criticism, you may get acquiescence from your spouse. He may do what you want, but probably it will not be an expression…

— Gary Chapman

[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now.

— Harry Connick, Jr

“Two years married, she thought, and he could still make her heart hum.”

— J.D. Robb

“This wasn't going to last anyway. He'd have ended things in another fifty or sixty years with her. He'd never wanted anything permanent with…

— Mathewson R.L. Perfection A Neighbor from Hell

“He comes, so I must go. But be bold. He is your husband, no? The worst he can do is wound your pride," she…

— Sabrina Jeffries

“You never hear widows voice the sentiment, but I could stave off companionship indefinitely. Sex, not so much.”

— Abby Fabiaschi

“Women survive their men. Men--men like him--don't live long when their women are gone. You'll see--he'll just start wandering, all the familiar things are…

— Neil Gaiman

“If yer after a husband, forget it, he says. I seen what you did to the last one.”

— Moira Young

“knowing that I would belong to him for as long as he wanted to keep me. And, as it turned out, even longer than…

— Emily Giffin