Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It wasn't what we needed then that was hurting us, it was what we was paying for that we had already used… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
