Wit is an intermittent fountain; kindness is a perennial spring. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
My feeling is there is always that possibility for humour in tragedy. In life they go together. — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“Companies may never come up with a better office communication program than a lunch break.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone spent his declining years trying to guess the answer to the Irish Question; unfortunately, whenever he… — W. C. Sellar Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Can you put your hands on my crotch?” “Why, hell no, I cannot.” I didn’t remember anything like this happening in Pride… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
'Toast of London' is a must-watch. Matt Berry's off-the-wall humour is slightly surreal and a little bit deviant. That's why I also… — Maxine Peake Copy Share Image
“They'd had to empty their pockets and turn over Aunt Val's purse to the security guard. That way, I wouldn't be tempted… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Eton produced Society's Monsters - everyone knew that. Politicians, mostly, and occasionally people who ran banks and all the other institutions that… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from… — Carl Sargent Copy Share Image
“I could get in there with a total stranger and do the thirty-six questions and next thing you know I'm hopelessly smitten… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“I hope you're not proposing to enslave us,' said Twoflower. Marchesa looked genuinely shocked. 'Certainly not! Whatever could have given you that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“Who," coughed Zvonok, "do you think broke your favorite teacup last fall? The one with the cherries on the handle?" "I was… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“A jaw like a mastiff's, a frame like a giant's, eyes like two daggers, a smile like a tiger's snarl,"Bernard murmured. "Aye,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I like to have a drink or two, but I cut down on that. It was getting a little out of control.… — Jordan Buckley Copy Share Image
“But what he said was true enough: I had recently destroyed a perfectly good set of wire braces by straightening them to… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“He’s in a side room alone with her and it’s far too fucking hot.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Fancy and humour, early and constantly indulged in, may expect an old age overrun with follies. — Isaac Watts Copy Share Image
“When it comes to cleverness, I'm afraid that I was limited to alternate tuesdays...” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Now what?” asked Fat Charlie. “Shall we all join hands and contact the living?” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
I walked about 55 kilometers and was awake for 25 hours. Now I have to think about setting a sleeping record. — Ehsan Ghaem-Maghami Copy Share Image
“Last year I was 60 lbs. This year I'm 80 lbs and I grew taller. YES!” — Dreamer Girl Copy Share Image
“[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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