People who know me know that theres a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Boys don’t gossip.” “Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.” This was a disturbing prospect.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
The great British public is renowned throughout the world for its sense of humour. — James William Middleton Copy Share Image
“A best friend is one who understands humour in your most weird jokes..” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
I write with humour about sadness, to introduce an element of sweet to the sour, a bit like Turkish food. — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
I like to think that even with some of the more intense ones sometimes there is humour in there, you try to… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
“Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.” — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“No," he said, and he snapped his fingers. "You'll come work for me at K----. And be a real associate editor." I… — Melissa Bank Copy Share Image
“Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.” I give her… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“You thought I was peculiar,” she said in a muffled voice. His mouth brushed the edge of her ear and settled against… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Any man will admit if need be that his sight is not good, or that he cannot swim or shoots badly with… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“He’s adorably high-handed where you’re concerned, isn’t he?” My eyes slide closed. “With anyone.” “No,” he says thoughtfully. “Only you. He really… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics come in saying that only… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I also felt that Ron and Hermione would have gotten divorced. I'm sorry, I just do. The end of Harry Potter did… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter if it's the real world or fictional," I insisted. "Crushes are the best part of liking someone, and they… — Liz Czukas Copy Share Image
“The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. Each… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“If i understand correctly, he said, I'm to fight the duel because, if I refuse, I'll be hanged. If I fight I'm… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
“I'm hungry.' 'Me too.' 'Will you get us something to eat?' 'I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“I shrug. I'm an excellent shrugger. It's rivaled only by my ability to nod.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Humour is - how do I say this without sounding pompous - it's a huge part of my life. — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I never worry about “thinking up” an idea for a story. I watch the people around me. Each one is a story.” — Marion Reidel Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a Light Saber. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples” — Mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.” — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own creations. -Oscar Wilde” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
