“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?” — Maegan Lynn Moores Copy Share Image
Our sense of humour is complementary. I'm populist; and Paul's more sophisticated. — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
Cant Satan just apologize to God so that we can go back to Eden and live naked... Clothes are expensive... — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
HELPED are those who laugh with a pure heart; theirs will be the company of the jolly righteous. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
I've always been an optimist and I believe laughter is a wonderful thing — Alice Herz-Sommer Copy Share Image
“You're going to love him. The two of you share the same fashion sense.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Although your marrows look very good, it’s not them I’m interested in..” (The Honesty Box) Love Potion” — Samantha Bacchus Copy Share Image
“Whilst it may be our species greatest achievement, responsible for every technological advance we have or ever will make, science is also… — Katie McKissick Copy Share Image
“Matthias joined them at the table. “The Shu woman we faced was stronger than me, Jesper, and Wylan put together.” “You heard… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“You're brooding, Leonard, my friend. What's the problem?" "I blew it with Fitzgerald." "I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. It… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“...Please tell me it's not like eighty degrees in Malibu." "It's not. It's raining, which means the natives are convinced the end… — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I always try to lace my work with just a teensy-weensy bit of humour. It's rather like putting a sprig of feathery… — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
“I was shy,” said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“As a youth I enjoyed — indeed, like most of my contemporaries, revered — the agitprop plays of Brecht, and his indictments… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
“Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh. "Though you did eat all the pizza." "I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Yefgenii said, "The Americans spent millions of dollars designing a pen that would work in space. What did we do?" Gevorkian's head… — Jed Mercurio Copy Share Image
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery… — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest,… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“My mouth dropped open. Oh my God, it was like having a conversation with a ruder Tink. Who, by the way, was… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Just as Wallace learned and evolved, Ali was on his own journey of discovery. Starting out as a 15-year-old cook, Ali learned… — Paul Spencer Sochaczewski Copy Share Image
“To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But fierce .” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“You think we 're both fifty shades of fucked up, don't you?" - "Nah, not that bad. Maybe twenty-five shades.” — Laurelin Paige Copy Share Image
“The only possible society is oneself. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
The liveliest effusions of wit and humour are simply what the reader of a novel has a right to expect. — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].” — Arya Riverdale Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
What we need are lots of girls who aren't as good as us, who'll treat us with the proper respect and reverance. — David Norwood Copy Share Image
I'm constantly looking for humour in the news. The funniest things are in the minutiae. — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
“Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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