“we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples” — Mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“I never worry about “thinking up” an idea for a story. I watch the people around me. Each one is a story.” — Marion Reidel Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own creations. -Oscar Wilde” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.” — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Children generally hate to be idle; all the care then is that their busy humour should be constantly employed in something of… — John Locke Copy Share Image
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Humourists lead... an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit was impaled,… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“And Zeus said: “Hera, you can choose some other time for paying your visit to Oceanus — for the present let us… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Spring had come finally and after much hesitation, to Lincoln's Inn Fields and there were daffodils out upon the green grass and… — D.J. Taylor Copy Share Image
“Because you were wearing a badge, customers assumed you were an oracle. 'What aisle is the desiccated coconut' 'How long do you… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
When you're working on a scene, both in the script phase and also in the moment, you look around and you wait… — Alex Kurtzman Copy Share Image
“After a moment or two a man in brown crimplene looked in at us, did not at all like the look of… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Attolians liked to point out with a snicker that there was no sign anywhere of the king's hand at work.” — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.” — Maurice Moss Copy Share Image
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. -Oscar Wilde” — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.” — Alison Kemper Copy Share Image
People who know me know that theres a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
“Is she dead?" called Zenda. Sort of," I shouted, "And the pizza's completely fucked too.” — Michael Marshall Smith Copy Share Image
“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The great British public is renowned throughout the world for its sense of humour. — James William Middleton Copy Share Image
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Boys don’t gossip.” “Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.” This was a disturbing prospect.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A best friend is one who understands humour in your most weird jokes..” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
