Creativity and lateral thinking have exactly the same basis as humour. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people say 'follow your heart.' That is not a morally sufficient reason for stalking.” — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“Has anything happened in Australia since the eighties? I mean, besides Nemo being reunited with his dad?” — Wayne Gladstone Copy Share Image
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit. — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Dying's a fearful popular activity these days so we often double 'em up.” — John Marsden Copy Share Image
“Do you want me to murder everyone here?!” "“Yes! They’re bad guys!” — Jess-Liz Cross Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“Expats of any country are quick to lose their sense of humour, beaten down by a lifetime of defending the land they… — Bill Carter Copy Share Image
And that is how we intend to destroy the enemy!" The superior shakes his head wearily. "Young man, the Soviets are our… — David Frum Copy Share Image
“It's not that I want to work for Williams-Sonoma, per se , it's just that you guys have the money and I don't.” — FAXBoy Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In order to be a writer, "Maugham continues: "one must take chances and not be afraid to look foolish. I wrote The… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we've made rules now. We've said we are not going to… — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
“I was glad to be made aware that “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair), is subject to natural law, and can be made… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from childhood only. The humour genes you are born with remain with you. I was always making mischief and making… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
“One thing you'll learn when you're in the business of selling utter shite to the Great British Public is that there's really… — John Niven Copy Share Image
“Bloody hell," he gasped. "Harry. There's a *knife* in my leg. When did *that* happen?" "In the duel," I told him. "Don't… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You have very Grace Kelly-like tendencies about you. I hear Grace Kelly had a filthy mouth too," he added. "You love my… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“...soft light ate away at the darkness and revealed a rather large room outfitted with a small kitchen, an antique-looking couch, and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Young Surrey now lays down his knife and begins to complain. Noblemen, he laments, are not respected as they were in the… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
Cars are good for entrances and exits. And there is something about driving that is quite cliched in a funny way. I… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“The way that we hygger and offer reassurance is unique to each of us according to the things to which we attach… — Louisa Thomsen Brits Copy Share Image
“Why couldn't Rachel be a little more specific about the type of person she was? Goodness knew; if she were a hippie… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“People said— though this felt like a heresy— that they had seen Camille make Robespierre laugh.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I understand what motivates them. Greed is such a universal thing, especially when combined with laziness.” — Uvi Poznansky Copy Share Image
Don't be friends with people who don't have a sense of humour. They will kill yours..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Just recieved my manuscript from the editor and he didn't change a word. The word he didn't change was the.” — Roy A Higgins Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Various large trees— willowy peppers and especially the pines—seem to be reaching down to hold your hand.” — Tom Hillman Copy Share Image
It is not necessary to have a good sense of humour personally to do comedy well. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
“The mare on which the traitor had been seated at the time of his death was, obviously, no longer considered the best… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy,… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.” — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
