“I shrug. I'm an excellent shrugger. It's rivaled only by my ability to nod.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
I write with humour about sadness, to introduce an element of sweet to the sour, a bit like Turkish food. — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
“There is only a one thing worse than an idiot: An idiot with a following.” — Narcissismus Decimus Maximus Copy Share Image
“Any book without a mistake in it has had too much money spent on it.” — William Collins Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour Copy Share Image
Having a co-host helps, because the humour comes through the banter you have with them. — Karan Wahi Copy Share Image
“Having a Pretty Woman moment. Be more specific, she answers. Were you shunned from stores or are you in a bubble bath?” — Ivy Owens Copy Share Image
“Maxim 4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I do no damage. This is damage, this.” He picked up a paper from Camille’s desk. “I can’t read your writing, but… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-kiss you for five minutes.” — Chanda Hahn Copy Share Image
If one would cancel all traffic rules and switch off all traffic lights, watching city traffic on TV would be also awfully… — Oleg Romanishin Copy Share Image
“You go to church to respect God, not the priest. By not going to church, you disrespect God, not the priest. -… — Giovanni Guareschi Copy Share Image
I don't think God's going to judge me based on my film work - although I hope he has a sense of… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
“I was making for that city in the south of which it was said in our village: "There you'll find queer folk!… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
I am a neat hand at cookery, and I'll tell you what I knocked up for my Christmas-eve dinner in the Library… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Are you smarter than my chicken?” cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“We did photograph albums, best dresses, favourite novels, and once someone's own novel. It was about a week in a telephone box… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression,… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“and it was surely the case also that only machines built to so large a scale and of such pristine alloys could… — Mike McCormack Copy Share Image
“The division seems rather unfair," I remarked. "You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. — Esha Gupta Copy Share Image
You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time. — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
If there are moments in my work when people find joy and humour, that's a real success for me. — Patricia Piccinini Copy Share Image
“Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)” — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“Where are the deputies?' 'On their way up to the first-aid post.' 'What happened to them?' 'I did.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
