“You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied,… — Dianne F. Gray Copy Share Image
The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“ Submit! Juliet's Joy screeches underneath him at no one in particular. "I've got to get a new horse," the Mayor mutters.” — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
The monster has escaped Elba!" "The tyrant has landed at Cannes!" "Bonaparte meets the troops." "Napoleon approaches Paris." "His Imperial Majesty has… — David Frum Copy Share Image
“Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
“I see now that there is a great deal in what Aunt Almeria says. She considers that there are terrible pitfalls in… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Klaus leaned out the window and began to pour the mixture of blackstrap molasses, wild clover honey, corn syrup, aged balsamic vinegar,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Being sick is itself a kind of ressentiment. — Against this the invalid has only one great means of cure — I… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Just because your lover died doesn't mean you can't find another. Besides, if you don't start dating again your parents will intervene… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“Eros mumbled something. "I'm sorry?" said Aphrodite. "Whatwouldjesusdo." "What would Jesus do?" said Aphrodite. "Let me tell you something. Jesus was a… — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
“I’ll always be your friend,” he said. “Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too.”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“If it had been my decision, you would still be sleeping, and I would be hoping every hour of every night you… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities as well as those of other people will keep… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation. — O. Henry Copy Share Image
“Another oral exam, huh?' Peter said. 'Shut up, Peter,' said Valentine. 'You should relax and enjoy it,' said Peter. 'It could be… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I know some children's writers write for specific children, or for the children they once were, but I never have. I just… — Quentin Blake Copy Share Image
“They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven? Or is he in Hell?… — Sir Peter Blackney Copy Share Image
“As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the… — Jason Priestley Copy Share Image
“Do me a favor, doc?" "Anything, Captain ." "Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it." "Go easy on the fourth… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“-I’m a girl, I’m his friend and I’m attractive too, so don’t just ignore me like I was a pile of squid… — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“I'm capable—" "Three hours after we met, you sold yourself into slavery and then died." Well, yes, it sounded bad when he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“There was a man called Chaumette, scruffy and sharp-featured. He hated the aristocrats and he also hated prostitutes, and the two things… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.” — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“No," he said, and he snapped his fingers. "You'll come work for me at K----. And be a real associate editor." I… — Melissa Bank Copy Share Image
I like to think that even with some of the more intense ones sometimes there is humour in there, you try to… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
“Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.” — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.” I give her… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Any man will admit if need be that his sight is not good, or that he cannot swim or shoots badly with… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“You thought I was peculiar,” she said in a muffled voice. His mouth brushed the edge of her ear and settled against… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
