I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together. — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
“I daresay something will happen, between now and ’91, to make your fortunes look up.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“You dance?” “I think that might be overly optimistic,” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Welcome to gym. Where the quads and glutes and delts and pects, are the gods of brutes and svelte and sex.” — Martin Boronte Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
If there is a god, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him… — James K. Morrow Copy Share Image
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“He tends to go for girls who are-Shelby, honey? Put your hands over your ears for just a sec.” Back into the… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“In my time first cousins did not meet like strangers. But we are learning modesty from the Americans, and old English ways… — Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu Copy Share Image
“O beautiful, to make escape And leave this world behind. Had I to stay another day I'd lose my fucking mind...” — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“How dense and literal it is. I thought it had a much more sophisticated brain." "Your mother is dense," Alif said wearily.… — G. Willow Wilson Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I'm so pathetic," he thought, and then realized he had also said it. Beth laughed, so lightly and so kindly… — Larry Doyle Copy Share Image
His wry sense of humour and his stalwart courage were an inspiring example to so many. His ability to laugh at Life's… — John McLeod Copy Share Image
“Waiting for a book to be published is like having a baby. It would be nine months before we heard the patter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're giving up the hunt for de Taillebourg?' Thomas asked. He had learned the priest's name from Robbie. 'No.' Robbie still had… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“He wondered often how he would ever recognize the first chill, flush, twinge, ache, belch, sneeze, stain, lethargy, vocal slip, loss of… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“GUIL: It [Hamlet's madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mistaken identities, arguing his father is his mother, that… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
“Wolfe still paid no attention to me. As a matter of fact, I didn't expect him to, since he was busy taking… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“I enjoy slaughtering beasts," he said, "and I think of my relatives constantly.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
Good humour and good friends also give a high in life :):)--this is not an oxymoron :):) — Rajendra Kumar Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
With the fall of the empire, Art, Philosophy and decent drains all vanished from the West. — Bryan Ward-Perkins Copy Share Image
“Sylvia grabs my sleeve. “He’s a looker.” “I know. The problem is, he knows it, too.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male” — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination” — S. Spencer Baker Copy Share Image
“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.” — Diana G. Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
![“GUIL: It [Hamlet's madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mistaken identities, arguing his father is his mother, that sort of thing; intimations of suicide, forgoing of exercise, loss of mirth, hints of claustrophobia not to say delusions of imprisonment…” quote by Tom Stoppard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/tom-stoppard-437_fitness_guil-it-hamlet-s-madness-really-boils-do_2457780.jpg)
