“I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.” — Tristan Durie Copy Share Image
Working with Jagmohan Mundra was a treat. His sense of humour is incredible. — Govinda Copy Share Image
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield." – Arya Stark” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“I've always been able to vomit as silently as a ninja; it's a questionable talent and a poor party trick.” — Jason Purdy Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“I am one of those servants – butlers usually – who respectfully points out when their master is about to do something… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
When somebody says something stupid to me, I usually alleviate it with laughter and humour. I make light of it to educate… — Tan France Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Are you sure I can't mend a shirt or darn a sock for you in trade? Anything?" "You can quit your yammerin'… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
It seems like it has kind of taken off where people are saying 'oh it's a female character' and it just kind… — Eiji Aonuma Copy Share Image
“it seems to me that the English aristocracy is not only the type, but is the crown and flower of all actual… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking." "Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to… — Alice Henderson Copy Share Image
“Russ decided the best defense was a good offense. "I'm Russell Van Alstyne, Millers Kill chief of police." He held out his… — Julia Spencer-Fleming Copy Share Image
“[Kendra] also referred to Tizoc Theron, one of the most powerful mercenaries in all of vampiric existence, as her "Tizzy". The Inquisition… — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes Copy Share Image
“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Penniman always, even in conversation, italicised her personal pronouns.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch. — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour. — Yahoo Serious Copy Share Image
“You Men notice so little Pemberton, Physical strength is your genders sole advantage" - Serena” — Ron Rash Copy Share Image
“We can borrow from the moneylenders in York.’ ‘We burned York two winters ago,’ Drogo pointed out.” — Robert Lyndon Copy Share Image
I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“Find your happy faces, Gentlefucker Bastards, it's a bright new day and we get to start it EARLY!” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Bustle about Noddy, or we shant be in time to snabble any of the lobster patties.” — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour? — Ingrid Thulin Copy Share Image
“I'd said it before and meant it.Alive or undead,the love of my life was a bad ass.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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