“The homeland might be lacking snakes, but it held its share of venom.” — Dorien Kelly Copy Share Image
“they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary. — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
We don't really know how the game was invented, though there are suspicions. As soon as we discover the culprits, we'll let… — Bruce Pandolfini Copy Share Image
“Squinting she jutted a finger at the doctor. "You did use your mind control on me. When we met. You...brainwashed me just… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“One group of riders doped, the others alongside them racing clean. You can work out for yourselves which group was fastest.” — David Millar Copy Share Image
“I'm Cinderella. No, I'm better than Cinderella, because she only got the prince, didn't she? I'm Cinderella with fab teeth and a… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“This guy was making me tired. “Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment,” I said. “I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the… — John Swartzwelder Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Shit,' Vina scoffed. 'That boy is every woman's type. I could rent him out to the Mormons so they don't have to… — Aimee Love Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry," he muttered. "If I... uh, hurt your feelings or something." She glared at him. "I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off… — J. R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Mother,” Hyacinth said, pausing for slightly longer than normal to steal a bit of time to organize her thoughts, “I am not… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“We also wish to make it absolutely clear that Librarians should not attempt to use the Library to transport dinosaur eggs. And… — Genevieve Cogman Copy Share Image
“There was a crash from the direction of the kitchen, although it really was more of a crashendo - the long drawn… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Chancellor looked down at the paper in front of him. He cleared his throat. 'Re'lar Ambrose, are you a donkey?' Ambrose… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“Charlie said your friend’s disappeared,” chirped Wendy. “No, he hasn’t.” Adam denied it. “He’s in the house. Now, look, what’s all this… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“The most horrible thing about her? She was still holding her big platter of free samples: Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners. Her platter… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
And there are certain songs that are really timepieces and shouldn't be touched. But some of them are a celebration of good… — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where… — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
If you put your finger in your ear, and scratch it, it sounds just like pac man :) — Ricardo Alexandre Copy Share Image
“You've messed with the wrong god if you get keys to willy wonka chocolate factory and diabetes the same day..” — Animesh Singh Copy Share Image
“It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the… — Amah Lambert Copy Share Image
“The awful part of the writing game is that you can never be sure the stuff is any good.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“IF YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUPID,IT MEANS YOU ARE INTELLIGENT.” — shaikh mustafa Copy Share Image
“Elsie eyed him puzzledly, and then offered, "Would you like to see my plate?” — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
“Do you remember—” “Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.” — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together." "I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added.” — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Travel broadens the mind. Travel shrinks the wallet. Travel shrivels the testicles.” — Zanesh Catkin Copy Share Image
