“Company, you see - company is - is - it's a very different thing from solitude - an't it?” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“There are a lot of fun vacation spots in the universe; the bug-pits of Aylorta Five are not one of them.” — Michael S. Atkinson Copy Share Image
“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“It also makes my father right again. How will I ever soar with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys?” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“I'm not tired,I'm just checking my eyelids for holes.It could take a while.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“I fall off horses," he explained to Loghain with a sickly grin. "It's this thing I do.” — David Gaider Copy Share Image
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“I didn’t resent the badgers. I just didn’t see why they made her stop loving me…” — Rob Palk Copy Share Image
“He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers. A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.” Again those dark eyes… — Sarah J Maas Copy Share Image
“She had surrendered her virtue at six-and-ten, to a beautiful blond-haired sailor on a trading galley up from Lys. He only knew… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
If you give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, if you teach a man to fish he,ll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Humour is almost like a coping mechanism and everybody's up for having a bit of craic to try and pull through and… — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife,… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
Really dark times bring out this need for humour. Even if it's very dark humour, it's still bringing out some kind of… — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
I want to live in Britain with a sense of humour - where there are no groups whose life choices are 'above'… — Andrea Leadsom Copy Share Image
It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
You sharpen your ideas by reducing yourself to the level of the people you are with and a sense of humour and… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“When I was done raking and bagging, I banged on the door and demanded entry /...let me in by the hair on… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
Jokes often arise involuntarily, like dreams, and tend to be swiftly forgotten. From these similarities Freud inferred that jokes and dreams share… — Jim Holt Copy Share Image
“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“Snake Street is an area I should avoid. Yet that night I was drawn there as surely as if I had an… — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“We left dents on each other. Mine was in her heart, and hers was on my car.” — J.A. ANUM Copy Share Image
MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park. — Jim Moran Copy Share Image
“I find cures.” Thwackonax moaned. “I don’t find problems, that’s my patient’s part of the job.” — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
A sense of humour and a little lack of respect: That's what you need to make a legend survive. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
“Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [points to self]” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.” — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel” — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
We Can Be Like Mc Donalds and Burger King; I'll Have It My Way, And You'll Be Lovin' It. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“You have to make choices even when there is nothing to choose from.” — Péter Zilahy Copy Share Image
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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