“My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
“You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“Look on the bright side: if you cause an inferno, you can always put it out with a tidal wave.” — Sarah Alderson Copy Share Image
“The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Trotter made a sincere though wrong sound, while opening her handbag to look for help.” — Patrick White Copy Share Image
I don't think our records contain obvious humour. We're not cracking gags. — Matt Bellamy Copy Share Image
“Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.” — Richard Stephens Copy Share Image
'Downton' is one of the best jobs in the world, and I'm looking forward to the next series for Maggie Smith's wicked… — Samantha Bond Copy Share Image
It is sometimes forgotten how much wit there is in certain works of abstract art. There is a certain point in undergoing… — Robert Motherwell Copy Share Image
“No! Wait! I've got a better idea..." "Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock." "And your point is..." "Let's… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I knew that I was talented. I was positive about that. I wasn’t sure exactly what I was talented at, but I… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
...to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humour, to make them visible so… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“I was lured into a navvy's cottage tonight!" - Dear Popsy: Collected Postcards of a Private Schoolboy to his Father.” — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“Bonjour, the Embassy of France' 'Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?' 'At the coast. Guarding.” — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
“Two days ago, the Preserve received a curious visitor. Our logbook shows the signature of a Ms. Notah Reelnaym, hailing from the… — Carrie Ryan Copy Share Image
“At the bottom of the hill they came out of the trees to a busy street and Antwan said, "We cross here."… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“Clicking on "send" has its limitations as a system of subtle communication. Which is why, of course, people use so many dashes… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
A story, in which native humour reigns, Is often useful, always entertains; A graver fact, enlisted on your side, May furnish illustration,… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
“ “While I agree men fancy a good meal, Meredith, I daresay the stomach is not the most direct route to a… — Elisa Braden Copy Share Image
“If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!' 'OH, REALLY?! Does that include baking him in… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“The place had enormous possibilities. He realized that at once. The stream, of course, was perfect for sailing toy boats, for skipping… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
“Inside he was hurt. Not so much with Linda, but his failure to impress women generally with his abilities. There she was,… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“The devil was always in the detail. And here the detail was certainly devilish.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“You're everything I ever wished for. I just didn't wish for much.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.” “Because any other female would!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I dont mind god's sense of humour but its waiting for the punchline that is killing me... — Boaz Zippor Copy Share Image
“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
“It sets a dangerous precedent. For avoiding pain? For avoiding life.” — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
“All of it—for this. Leading us to a door we can't open, a password we don't have.” — Meagan Spooner Copy Share Image
“You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
“Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time” — Pedro Juan Gutiérrez Copy Share Image
