The English love an insult. It's their only test of a man's sincerity. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x.” — Themba Alex Khumalo Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Humour ended up being a really useful skill when it came time to be an international television celebrity. — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
“We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B” — Abraham Ford (TWD TV Copy Share Image
“Polly Hall was thirteen but wore enough makeup to rival a 40-year-old whore.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Salman has a great sense of humour. His improvisation is very good. His show '10 Ka Dum' on Sony TV is hilarious.… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
I identify my humour quotient with that of my father's. He used to love British comedies. Also, when it comes to fitness,… — Soha Ali Khan Copy Share Image
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have… — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
“All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn’t a tragedy, but you need a hell of a sense of humour to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You should never relax your hold.” Then he flipped me off his shoulder. I hit the mat with a loud grunt. “Aw,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“In the old man's face there was nothing very special - save that the chin was so greatly projected that whenever he… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“You see, I have trouble with authority. Whenever someone tells me to do something, I get the sudden and very strong urge… — Mina Rehman Copy Share Image
It is not merely the brevity by which the haiku isolates a particular group of phenomena from all the rest; nor its… — Reginald Horace Blyth Copy Share Image
“Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
“Hal frowned. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "Uh, live in a tropical paradise for a week and sip fruity… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, I don't understand. Could you tell me more about this 'profanity'?" Mrs. Miller nodded at my dictionary. "I'll assume you… — Dale Peck Copy Share Image
“Peter on the Transfiguration: “So, trying to be helpful, I offered to build three tents, one for Jesus, one for Moses, and… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“I remember one incident which bears upon this part of the treatise. The gentleman who gave it to me had asked to… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
“All trademarks, company names, registered names, products, characters, mottos, logos, jingles and catchphrases used or cited in this work are the property… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“You are, I think, a little bit contemptuous of the way I prosecute my inquiries," he said with a twinkle.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“He was under the mistaken impression that I didn't have enough tact. The truth was, I had no tact.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“Just because you don’t like peanut butter doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t like . . . peanuts.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour. — Christopher Plummer Copy Share Image
“Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
Days of Dutch courage, just three French letters, and a German sense of humour. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Try to exercise gentleness, kindness and humour, and you cannot go far wrong. — Sophie Winkleman Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
Robbie minced into my life and he had the same oddball sense of humour as me. It was love at first laugh. — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you don't have the right tuning with your co-actor, the humour can fall flat. — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
Flip phones are just awesome. At the end of a heated argument, you can always flip it like Bitch, whatever! — Sky Copy Share Image
