“Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why?” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Why did my conversational skills take a hike when he was around? -Kayla Madison” — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“We are unable to discount the hypotheses that the world began three years ago.” — Nagaru Tanigawa Copy Share Image
I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love. — Siobhan Fahey Copy Share Image
“Divorce is what husband and wife do together when they no longer wish to do anything together.” — John Spencer Yantiss Copy Share Image
“Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain. Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body? See why I want you to stop… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want… — Barbara Hambly Copy Share Image
“Of course I'm smart. What were you expecting-'Lordy, Mr. Lawyer Man, I don't know nuthin' 'bout filin' no injunction'? Please," Alayna muttered.” — Karyn Langhorne Copy Share Image
“There was no laudanum and Liddy made a terrible fuss when I proposed carbolic acid, just because I had put too much… — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
“Hey, I wonder what the public would say if they knew two queer scientists were the ones trying to explain human sexuality… — S.L. Huang Copy Share Image
“Park's eyes got wide. well, sort of wide. Sometimes she wondered if the shape of his eyes affected how he saw things.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“The advantage of being married a long time was that one could argue without the necessity of the other's actual, physical presence.” — William Browning Spencer Copy Share Image
“The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
“Whether it was the power of suggestion or whether her eyes really hadn't deceived her, I began noticing too that my face… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?' 'Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“It all comes down to a choice. Either choose a life separate from God, which comes with the worry that things can… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
I miss my grandmother every day. I miss her vitality, her interest in the lives of others, her courage and determination, her… — Prince Charles Copy Share Image
“He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a lot; it's dreadful when two people's senses… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“Is your wife the devil? That is the reason the bible says we should cast out devil. Is your husband the devil?… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“Neither (brother) even glaced at the counter. She smiled. Her dumb brothers never cooked. She didn’t think they even knew how! A… — Nnedi Okorafor Copy Share Image
It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
When you absolutely don't know what to do anymore, it is time to panic — John van der Wiel Copy Share Image
“You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The expected has happened, and when the expected happens, it always causes me emotion.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never… — Diane Castle Copy Share Image
“I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it” — Terry Lander Copy Share Image
“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?” — Jefferson Smith Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Lincoln would be just like me. He wouldn't know what the hell to do. — George W. Norris Copy Share Image
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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