“You can print a book, unfortunately you can’t print the audience” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.” — Victoria Connelly Copy Share Image
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper” — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
I might look like somebody who lives next door but I've a dark, twisted sense of humour. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
“Yes, it's amazing how little use you get out of a lemon zester on an all-blood diet.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research.” — Will Self Copy Share Image
“There is a difference between right and wrong, always was and always will be, but each man's wrong and each man's right… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“Gods, man, don't you start now,' I said softly. 'We're going to get a terrible reputation if we just keep travelling across… — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
“Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation. Unfortunately, no matter how… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A perfect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout, Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lies, Doesn't cheat, . . . And . . Doesn't exists? — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“Of course I began to see Nikki, which was strange because I was staring into Danny's eyes, and Danny is a six-foot-three… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his making friends - whether he may be equally capable of… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“I really hope he shapes up, you know? He’s got a good head on his shoulders when he’s not trying to give… — Hailey Abbott Copy Share Image
“It’s a popular fact that 90 percent of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. .… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Genuinely great humour recognises the world it's describing and yet we are also called into question by it. That's what great art… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
“Logan licked a glob of strawberry jelly from her lower lip and smiled up at Odin. Only one comment seemed to perfectly… — Jennifer Turner Copy Share Image
“Three very crowded hours went past. They involved quite a lot of phone calls, telexes, and faxes. Twenty-seven people were got out… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“I should say we’d reach England by Tuesday or thereabouts, with a decent wind behind us. It would be a lot quicker… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Caleb dumped me on my birthday, Before I’d ordered an entrée, “What a dick!” some might say! But don’t you worry my… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“What happened?" he asked brusquely, interrupting me. "What do you mean, what happened?" "I sensed your fear, heard you call out my… — Kristi Cook Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch "in stitches.” — Angelica Hopes Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“C'mon. I'll show you." "Thou speakest strange!" Pearl said. "So do thou!" I said. "Thee!" "Thou!" I said.” — Eileen Favorite Copy Share Image
The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He was in that humour when a man will cut off his nose to spite his face” — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Sure, knowledge is power but it doesn’t hurt to also have a sword. Just in case.” Heartan, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“It's not so much an afterlife' Said Arthur, 'more a sort of apres vie” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
