“Now what?” asked Fat Charlie. “Shall we all join hands and contact the living?” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I walked about 55 kilometers and was awake for 25 hours. Now I have to think about setting a sleeping record. — Ehsan Ghaem-Maghami Copy Share Image
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“Last year I was 60 lbs. This year I'm 80 lbs and I grew taller. YES!” — Dreamer Girl Copy Share Image
“[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“The very sight of a daffodil still makes me shiver, because spring in the north of England is always so bitter.” — Bea Davenport Copy Share Image
“How do I look?" he asked. Barret grinned. "Old." Moog glanced over appraisingly. "Tired." Gabriel snorted a laugh. "Fuck you guys.” — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
Some of the best comedy comes from squeezing humour from tragedy and struggle, but the main pursuit of comedy should be laughter. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
“Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.” — Cracked.com Copy Share Image
“One of the biggest religions on Roundworld was founded by a carpenter's son!' Ponder snarled. 'For years, the most powerful person on… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall… — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles,… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
She had...the glimmerings of a sense of humour - which is simply another name for a sense of the fitness of things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Swinging the door open, I took a sip. All of the coffee in the world wouldn't help if more visitors showed up… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“I rushed ahead until another girls' bathroom appeared. I pushed the door open, planning to leave Noah outside while I collected myself.… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“I should explain — in view of my last letter, you may find it slightly surprising — that Daphne and I are… — Sarah Caudwell Copy Share Image
I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“What would the new teacher, representing France, teach us? Railroading? No. France knows nothing valuable about railroading. Steamshipping? No. France has no… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“You don’t like me, do you?” she asked suddenly and pathetically, just like a small child. Sergei did not look at her… — William Axtell Copy Share Image
GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
My feeling is there is always that possibility for humour in tragedy. In life they go together. — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“Companies may never come up with a better office communication program than a lunch break.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“He’s in a side room alone with her and it’s far too fucking hot.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
There's only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour. — Mura Masa Copy Share Image
“If you don't remove your hands immediately, I will render you unable to biologically maintain life.” — Kaede Kouchi Copy Share Image
Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh. — Sreenivasan Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“La culture, c'est comme la confiture, moins on en a, plus on l'étale.” — Pierre Desproges Copy Share Image
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