“Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.” — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“...our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag.” — Ann Somerville Copy Share Image
“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?” — Sherley Mondesir-Prescott Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
“Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Five, six, seven eight-," Cecil grinned. "-Gay is just as good as straight," Dave said.” — Joseph Hansen Copy Share Image
“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
“Would you ask a man who bags groceries if he fears death not because it is death but because there are still… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My real name is Madeleine Wickham, under which I write dramas with an edge of humour. As Sophie Kinsella it's fast, all-out… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line… — Jamie Sives Copy Share Image
Humour is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought - rather it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. — Oscar W. Firkins Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“ “Easy, female,” Cade soothed as he crept closer to where Holly huddled naked in a corner. ... When he began unbuttoning… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Snow stepped forward and slapped Josette, who slapped her back. Emmaline dropped the spoon and slapped them both - she had never… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple who’re still glaring. “Don’t you have something to… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“You are a reasonably civil, complaisant creature on dry land,' said Stephen, 'but the moment you are afloat you become pragmatical and… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a massive brain. He… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor is a serious business; and it isn't funny, not having one. Watch the humorless closely: the cocked and… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. — John Brunner Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I think, for me, humour needs to be used like a strong spice - sparingly. — George Murray Copy Share Image
“A quarter of an hour more of this success, and there won’t be ten cartridges in the barricade.” — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
