“The world has seen more believers in times of troubles than in peace and joy.” — Deepak Rana Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
My definition of home is... Home is the place where you can scratch exactly where it itches. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“There’s always an opportunity to fish for something – even if it’s just for laughs or ideas.” — Fennel Hudson Copy Share Image
“If your brother can't 'old 'is own against a bunch of orphans, 'e'd best leave off playing 'azard altogether!” — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“My head is too large, although I prefer to think it is large enough for my mind.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I am in fear, there is no humour left in public life because of this fear. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
“As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:"We have to be very careful flying in the clouds. Around here they are full… — Alan Hinkes Copy Share Image
It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive… — Arlene Hunt Copy Share Image
“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy.… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . . — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I think the Irish humour is unique, there are lots of aspects to it. The Irish are quick witted, and their banter… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“The two women switched to their native tongue. Kate tuned them out. She understood only half of what they were saying. As… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics tend to make two assumptions: that Christians have no sense of humour and that all their audiences are unbelievers. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Louis-Cesare and Ray were in trouble. I could tell because I could see them, not clearly, but in fits and starts, little… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“I’ve had affairs before but never like this - I need a reason to leave my wife,” Shimansky said, desperately appealing to… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Sophie did this?" He said, not for the first time. They were standing at the foot of Jessamine's bed. She lay flung… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Here you go, fellas. Piping hot...right out of the oven!' 'Is--Is that what I think it is?' 'It's your favourite! Custard pie… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“No, little one, George's ghost won't come back. Human beings don't have souls. No soul, no ghost. Simple." "How can you say… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“Old people only say that life happens quickly to make themselves feel better. The truth is that it all happens in tiny… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
