“bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself” — My Madder Fatter Diary Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“- Goblin, that was a dumb stunt. - It sure was. Made me feel forty years younger.” — Glen Cook Copy Share Image
“when you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
“You asked what the Londoners wanted of you, and he…he said ‘ballocks.” — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
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“Grahame Coats did not go for walks; he had people to do that for him.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Optimism is the first cousin of love, and it's exactly like love in three ways: it's pushy, it has no real sense… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The night before, a whole day could have shape and design. But when it was upon you, it could vanish tragically to… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens. — John Agard Copy Share Image
My secret to having a happy relationship is having a sense of humour and giving one another space: your own space. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
“Are you one of his teammates?" "Yeah," Adam said, and it wasn't a lie because according to some people, both he and… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy… — John Millington Synge Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“And as they drifter up their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Thorn, Gardener, get it? More skeptical people tended to believe that the Thorn family simply named itself after their high position in… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“Its done.' Penteluck announced and scooped some onto a spoon for Zayne to drink. 'No chance, you first. You're already dead it… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why,… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“She had been to her Great-Aunt Willoughby’s before, and she knew exactly what to expect. She would be asked about her lessons,… — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
“Georges told me he would be back, and I have no reason to disbelieve him—but perhaps you’d like to sit down here… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
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