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“He punched me in the face," Ash said, who understandably did not seem to find the situation humorous at all. "And then… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Having a sense of humour is really key. You have to have a sense of humour with these things and I've just… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
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I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
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