“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
'Taskmaster' taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
World's Shortest Resignation Letter: Honorable Sir, I Love Your Wife... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.” — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“Why save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?” — Lindsay Faith Rech Copy Share Image
“Lord Teddie?" she said. "Will you stay for tea?" " Rather! " said the carpet.” — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
“There you go, lads, definitive proof that it isn’t who you know that matters, but who you know they’ve been shagging.” — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“More congenial to me than dictators Are rickshaw-runners. If they break my neck It will be by accident, Not as a matter… — William Kean Seymour Copy Share Image
Of course Overlord did not fail. How could it? With some many fine young men and women from all corners of the… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
There is the fence of humour that makes light of any personal inquiry or tells a joke to deflect an intimate connection. — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
“Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt believe in Milton, Dryden, Pope; Thou shalt not set up Wordsworth, Coleridge, Southey; Because the first is crazed beyond all… — George Gordon Byron Copy Share Image
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
The English have a special sense of humour. This I immediately experienced in the dressing room. As I walked with two plates… — Bastian Schweinsteiger Copy Share Image
“Shall we proceed, and ought I do so with my knife drawn?” “You’d better keep it where it is for the moment,”… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“And don't succumb too much to the spell of these cases. I have seen many other fragments of the cross, in other… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
How truly does this journal contain my real and undisguised thoughts--I always write it according to the humour I am in, and… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I stared in awe at the Lincoln Memorial. If Honest Abe had come to life and somehow managed to lift his bony… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
That said, it was pretty awkward and a weird thing to shoot. Some women had a sense of humour about it and… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
“Gracious ignored him. "A farmer's daughter, she was, though back then every girl was a farmer's daughter. Or a farmer. She had… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
