I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work. — Jeffrey Brown Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Sally did the mature thing and stuck her tongue out at her best friend.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Our friend, Gor – he’s the bony, old one, by the tallboy – has been suffering strange occurrences, spirit.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“What kind of slut do you think I am?” Theo bumped his hips against hers. “This might not be the best moment… — Annabel Joseph Copy Share Image
“I asked him if he'd come to clean the windows and he said no he'd come to demolish the house. He didn't… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“It's amazing the stupid things I say sometimes. I mean, you could start an entire branch of scientific research about the stuff… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“I was convinced I had overdrawn my balance of good fortune; that whatever haphazard benevolence the impassive universe might hold towards me… — william boyd Copy Share Image
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech… — Adlai Stevenson Copy Share Image
“This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“The Reverend William Trent, whose mind was of a serious order, had several times warned his elder sister that too lively a… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
You aim comedy up. If comedy is aimed down, you're a jerk. You laugh at the powerful as a way of bringing… — Haroon Moghul Copy Share Image
“God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“Along with every other male of his acquaintance he loathed the Naked Chef with messianic passion and prayed for the day he… — Wendy Holden Copy Share Image
“A sharp bolt of hunger hit Luther hard. His knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. For two weeks now his… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
“I shall be much obliged to you, cousin, if you will refrain from telling my sisters that she has a face like… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
