My son got me into 'The Mighty Boosh.' I just love that surrealist humour. — David Morrissey Copy Share Image
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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Wit is an intermittent fountain; kindness is a perennial spring. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“How do you know?” “Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
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“When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own… — Lawrence Shorter Copy Share Image
“Damoder climbed slowly to his feet. 'Buy lot!' he wheedled, 'I am poor man. I sell you cheap. I am bank-Rupert! Apparently… — Frank Kusy Copy Share Image
When you see 'MHN,' you will see that the film is based on relationships which are serious, but there is a sense… — Sushmita Sen Copy Share Image
“You quoted Oscar Wilde.” I smiled. Hayden laughed. “Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom.” “No. It was kind of cool.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“When he came to, the eels were still being removed from him and Anvar was congratulating one of the rivermen. The man… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
It is the privilege of tale-tellers to open their story in an inn, the free rendezvous of all travellers, and where the… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
“The mice were furious." [...] "Oh yes," said the old man mildly. "Yes well so I expect were the dogs and cats… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“You talk weird.” She whispered as she stared up at the white ceiling. “Its part of my barely there practically nonexistent charm,… — Ali Harper Copy Share Image
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“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
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“... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“When you are no longer in the sexual universe – when you are supposedly too old, or too big, or simply no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[Kirk] paced back toward his command chair, all eyes on him. "He must have a weakness." "Certainly," Chekov said. "Is he not… — Dave Galanter Copy Share Image
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“The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too.” — Nalo Hopkinson Copy Share Image
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“If aw his hums and haws were hams and haggises, the country wad be weel fed!” — Liz Lochhead Copy Share Image
“We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.” — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Well, what was I to do? For the well-bred gentleman there was clearly only one recourse. I fucked him.” — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Well, my story, surely, would furnish out a surprising kind of novel, if it were to be well told.” — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
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