It is not necessary to have a good sense of humour personally to do comedy well. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit. — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Dying's a fearful popular activity these days so we often double 'em up.” — John Marsden Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“Do you want me to murder everyone here?!” "“Yes! They’re bad guys!” — Jess-Liz Cross Copy Share Image
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“People said— though this felt like a heresy— that they had seen Camille make Robespierre laugh.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
All I've ever tried to do is get the best out of people and to bring a bit of humour into it.… — Andrew Lloyd Webber Copy Share Image
“I don't know the rules of grammar. If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For the purposes of life and conduct, and society, a little good sense is surely better than all this genius, and a… — David Hume Copy Share Image
“Islington smiled superciliously. “Lucifer?” It said. “Lucifer was an idiot. It wound up lord and master of nothing at all.” The marquis… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“I love your car.” I tell him as he starts the engine. “Thanks. I do too.” He says steering the car to… — Jannat Bhat Copy Share Image
“And remember, Wallis, there's something the matter with Mr. Allan's shutters. They won't always close the sunshine out as they should." Wallis… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“How would it be,” said Pooh slowly, “if, as soon as we’re out of sight of this Pit, we try to find… — Milne, A. A Copy Share Image
“You want me to flash you" I said He nodded vigorously, like I'd asked if he wanted fries with that. "And then… — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Shithead Boss Man, eh? You know, Dylan, I really lucked out in the assistant department. The other partners in the firm have… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“You forget yourself, your lordship. You have no rights to allow or disallow anything I may choose to do. You have, in… — D.G. Rampton Copy Share Image
