“I understand what motivates them. Greed is such a universal thing, especially when combined with laziness.” — Uvi Poznansky Copy Share Image
Don't be friends with people who don't have a sense of humour. They will kill yours..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Just recieved my manuscript from the editor and he didn't change a word. The word he didn't change was the.” — Roy A Higgins Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)” — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“ Tallish. Check. Built like a bull. Check. Were there tingles in her downstairs department? Mmhmm. Check. Her pearly gates had gone… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
“While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by… — James Finn Garner Copy Share Image
“Six a.m.!" Xander cried. "I know that's a number on my clock, but I've never actually been awake to personally witness it!” — Alice Henderson Copy Share Image
“The club is too loud to talk, so after a couple of drinks, everyone feels like the centre of attention but completely… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“She glanced over at the twisted wreckage of the chair — (a nice, Swedish chair that had done nothing in its short… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“You never know what is waiting for you around the corner. You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He's got a chloroform-soaked rag in one hand, and before Judy realizes what's happening, the dude is all over her like fat… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
While an author is yet living we estimate his powers by his worst performance, and when he is dead we rate them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All I could determine was that it must have been a nice thing to see if it was a house you were… — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
“Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer. Laughter must be heard in the outer… — Reinhold Niebuhr Copy Share Image
“Gemma Davidson,” she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt. “Where are you?” I asked. “Who is this?” “Elvis.” “What time… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Maybe he'll go away if we don't answer," I said, and Jenks rose - sixty feet in a mere second. In another… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“You're Ma's own blood son, but did she take on that time Tony Fontaine shot you in the leg? No, she just… — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
It was not possible for us to produce the same optimism and the same kind of humour or irony. Actually, it was… — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
“Men like Carew, he knows, tend to blame him, Cromwell, for Anne’s rise in the world; he facilitated it, he broke the… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
Confusions in life: Why is the word ABBREVIATION too long? If a TURTLE loses his shell, is it Naked or Homeless? If… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
