I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time. — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
If there are moments in my work when people find joy and humour, that's a real success for me. — Patricia Piccinini Copy Share Image
“Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I have to have people around who are of a certain strain of humour. I can't deal with people who have no… — Jeff Beck Copy Share Image
“The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously because I think our opposition, whoever they may be in all… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Place the contents of the Chess box in a hat, shake them up vigorously, pour them on the board from a height… — Henry Bird Copy Share Image
I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out… — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
“Our senses inform us of the colour, weight, and consistence of bread; but neither sense nor reason can ever inform us of… — David Hume Copy Share Image
[on his dwarfism] When I was younger, definitely, I let it get to me. As an adolescent, I was bitter and angry… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
“Aye, it could', Ian added. 'It's many a time when I've walked alone on the misty moors of Scotland, the fog creeping… — Terri Reid Copy Share Image
“Carl Mørck, am I disturbing you? said a voice at the door, which made his blood boil and turn to ice at… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,'… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was amazing how a crisis could concentrate some minds while others went to pieces. Things had gone disastrously wrong in the… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“Told you I had some flavours," she said. "You like?" Ross just gaped, and possibly trembled a little. "You, er, made that… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image