“Where are the deputies?' 'On their way up to the first-aid post.' 'What happened to them?' 'I did.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
Creativity and lateral thinking have exactly the same basis as humour. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people say 'follow your heart.' That is not a morally sufficient reason for stalking.” — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“Has anything happened in Australia since the eighties? I mean, besides Nemo being reunited with his dad?” — Wayne Gladstone Copy Share Image
You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Are we making a bomb?" "This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says. "Are we making a bomb as a… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and then drive us all home. I guess the feeling was that we… — Frankie boyle Copy Share Image
“What is a "canty day", Dennis?' 'I've never troubled to ask. Something like hogmanay, I expect.' 'What is that?' 'People being sick… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn… — Monty Python and the Holy Grail Copy Share Image
I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of… — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Och, away now, Ruari. You'll be telling us you're not knowing who that woman is next! Man, man, that's an awful affliction.”… — Robertson Tait Copy Share Image
I think as much as I talk about humour being a defence mechanism, I'm also really grateful that I developed it, because… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
“With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal… — Saira Viola Copy Share Image
“Why, oh why had he taken up Debbie's offer of a free personal training session, and today of all days? There was… — Mark Dunn Copy Share Image
“I showed them a clip from Brokeback Mountain, which I think was done a tremendous disservice when they pitched it as a… — Jeremy Blachman Copy Share Image
“I like ass-watching.” Peabody settled herself in comfortably.“When I see one bigger than mine, it makes me feel good. When I see… — JD Robb Copy Share Image
“Queen Bee hates me. I know, as I reach the door, that nothing good waits for me on the other side. When… — John Owen Theobald Copy Share Image
I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
-Are you thinking of your undying love? -No, it died — Cherry-mae Whitehead Migle Kacenaite Copy Share Image
