“I'm on a roller coaster which only goes up my friend” — Augustus Waters The Fault in Our Stars Copy Share Image
“Tom. Tom, look at me. Has Nora agreed to marry you?" "No, but she will because she has to.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“I am a ginger tom. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse.” — Joan Ellis Copy Share Image
I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean? — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Various large trees— willowy peppers and especially the pines—seem to be reaching down to hold your hand.” — Tom Hillman Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Hell, where the living conditions went beyond crowded, the job sucked, and the pay sucked even worse. It was like… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“Bouncer, recognizing a well-wisher, got up, and thrust his cold, wet nose under her hand, assuming as he did so the soulful… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
“It’s an old Camorri tradition for when a bunch of people are planning something stupid,” said Locke. “Actually, we have a lot… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Look here, old sport," he broke out surprisingly. "What's your opinion of me, anyhow?" A little overwhelmed, I began the generalized evasions… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I am a grown man who is an entertainer with a specific type of humour and if you don't like it, that's… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Write - because you will explode if you don't, your brain will expand with words like a balloon filling with air…” — Sarah Colliver Copy Share Image
“As he grew older, which was mostly in my absence, my firstborn son, Alexander, became ever more humorous and courageous. There came… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“I don't ask you - fribble!' snapped his lordship, rounding on him, with the speed of a whiplash. 'You may keep your… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. But at the same time… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good… — John Green Copy Share Image
One of my great regrets, and I don't have many, is that I spent too long putting people's status and reputation ahead… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
“The Brigands charged in with their weapons drawn. "Who are you?" Young Bertie asked. "We're the bad guys!" their leader announced. "What… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
