It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense. — Jane Wagner Affair Copy Share Image
Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking. — Jane Wagner Thinking Copy Share Image
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. — Jane Wagner Death Copy Share Image
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person? — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want. — Jane Wagner Getting what you want Copy Share Image
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to… — Jane Wagner Awe Copy Share Image
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the… — Jane Wagner Faces Copy Share Image
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle. — Jane Wagner Evolution Copy Share Image
Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from? — Jane Wagner Desire Copy Share Image
Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope. — Jane Wagner Best thing that ever happened to me Copy Share Image
To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in… — Jane Wagner Childbirth Copy Share Image
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better… — Jane Wagner Evolution Copy Share Image
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving… — Jane Wagner Children Copy Share Image
We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had our first thought, most likely we didnt… — Jane Wagner Communication Copy Share Image
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I had to think about, infinity was not… — Jane Wagner Infinity Copy Share Image
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. — Jane Wagner Funny Copy Share Image
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. — Jane Wagner Life Copy Share Image
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. — Jane Wagner Funny Copy Share Image
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.” — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are. — Jane Wagner Creative Copy Share Image
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from? — Jane Wagner Baby Copy Share Image
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. — Jane Wagner Ability Copy Share Image
When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading. — Jane Wagner Dance Copy Share Image
