A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? — Jane Wagner Full potential Copy Share Image
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu. — Jane Wagner Family Copy Share Image
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and… — Jane Wagner Agnostic Copy Share Image
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six… — Jane Wagner Goal Copy Share Image
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now.… — Jane Wagner Ambition Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God… — Jane Wagner Action Copy Share Image
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're… — Jane Wagner Childhood Copy Share Image
When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still, though in reflection of this stillness, the… — Jane Wagner Enjoying life Copy Share Image
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of.… — Jane Wagner Accidents Copy Share Image
“I worry whoever thought up the term 'quality control' thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand.” — Jane Wagner Quality control Copy Share Image
“See, the human mind is kind of like...a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s… — Jane Wagner Absurdity Copy Share Image
