I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are. — Jane Wagner Creative Copy Share Image
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from? — Jane Wagner Baby Copy Share Image
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. — Jane Wagner Ability Copy Share Image
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to… — Jane Wagner Awe Copy Share Image
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the… — Jane Wagner Faces Copy Share Image
Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from? — Jane Wagner Desire Copy Share Image
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle. — Jane Wagner Evolution Copy Share Image
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s… — Jane Wagner Absurdity Copy Share Image
“I worry whoever thought up the term 'quality control' thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand.” — Jane Wagner Quality control Copy Share Image
“See, the human mind is kind of like...a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of.… — Jane Wagner Accidents Copy Share Image
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still, though in reflection of this stillness, the… — Jane Wagner Enjoying life Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God… — Jane Wagner Action Copy Share Image
Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're… — Jane Wagner Childhood Copy Share Image
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
