“Well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Look here, old sport," he broke out surprisingly. "What's your opinion of me, anyhow?" A little overwhelmed, I began the generalized evasions… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue” — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
“The club is too loud to talk, so after a couple of drinks, everyone feels like the centre of attention but completely… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There is a certain artificial polish, a commonplace vivacity acquired by perpetually mingling in the beau monde; which, in the commerce of… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“Fs Are "Fabulous" Hey, Mom and Dad! I got my grades! And you'll be thrilled to hear the marks on our report… — Ted Scheu Copy Share Image
“[Kendra] also referred to Tizoc Theron, one of the most powerful mercenaries in all of vampiric existence, as her "Tizzy". The Inquisition… — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes Copy Share Image
“You do believe it,' he said. 'You do believe everything. We all believe everything, even when we deny everything. The denyers believe.… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Why did my conversational skills take a hike when he was around? -Kayla Madison” — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about… — Nancy Banks-Smith Copy Share Image
“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“The chicken does not exist only in order to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself, to praise God,… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Does that girl work here?' Robbie asked, gesturing at the screen behind which Mary had disappeared. 'All her life,' Sir Giles said.… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“If God give you a status, don't turn yourself to a statue. Don't become a monument. God still want to reside inside… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Laughter is man's most distinctive emotional expression. Man shares the capacity for love and hate, anger and fear, loyalty and grief, with… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
“Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as she put it, 'Not-the-one-in-Massachusetts-Cambridge-Universitythe-real-one-you-know-in-England.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
“We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from… — Carl Sargent Copy Share Image
“Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.” — Sarah van Waterschoot Copy Share Image
“For that matter," said Toussaint, "it's true. We would be assassinated before we'd have time to say Boo! And then, since Monsieur… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“All he wanted was enough time to consider all his options without being dragged into his household’s petty squabbles or being nagged… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image