“Stephen nodded. 'Tell me,' he said, in a low voice, some moments later. 'Were I under naval discipline, could that fellow have… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Mr Wisdom,' said the girl who had led him into the presence. 'Ah,' said Howard Saxby, and there was a pause of… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He's all right. His hair is cute." Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour. — William Ralph Inge Copy Share Image
“I knew you’d be late,” Zane commented as Ty walked past him. “And I knew you’d still have that stick up your… — Abigail Roux & Madeleine Urban Copy Share Image
Barcza is the most versatile player in the opening. He sometimes plays P-KKt3 on the first, sometimes on the second, sometimes on… — Harry Golombek Copy Share Image
“When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“She stopped and looked at him when she heard a low growl. "You've kissed someone?" Sally tried to hold back the snort… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Harder! Harder! Strike at it, for the gods’ sake! It’s a Parthian, not your grandmother! I swear if you don’t put some… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield." – Arya Stark” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My face hasn't matured as I've grown up, and neither has my sense of humour. In the mirror, I see an older… — Jasmine Guinness Copy Share Image
“He said he wouldn’t stay, as he didn’t care much for the smell of the paint, and fell over the scraper as… — George Grossmith Copy Share Image
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
“Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. . . — Leslie Moak Murray Copy Share Image
“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Are you sure this is a good idea?’ I ask. ‘No,’ says Amber. ‘Let’s do it.” — Doug MacLeod Copy Share Image
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
